So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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