i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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