just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Shame - the story of my life.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
