sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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