Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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