office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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