i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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