She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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