Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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