Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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