We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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