you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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