Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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