How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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