i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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