White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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