only if we run a train.
done.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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