so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
All the doctor said was why
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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