no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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