Christians are straight up FREAKS
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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