i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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