I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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