Pregnant stripper...not hot.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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