This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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