Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
