Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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