You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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