yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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