Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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