kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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