I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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