it was like eating out sand paper
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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