It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
cat food counts as protein by the way
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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