I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i dont even know how to be here
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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