Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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