none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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