if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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