I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
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