Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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