it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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