you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
you made out with another girl for some wings
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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