and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
