yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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