giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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