Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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