He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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