Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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