dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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