I'm really into asian looking animals
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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