he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wish you could order shots online.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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