People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
